If you've read the stuff over there in the left column, you either have some odd ideas, or some questions. Let me explain a couple of issues.
Monica wanted AOL. I am against AOL. Grandma has AOL. I am the bad guy. Fine, I'll load the trial version, and see how she does on chores. She loves her AOL music videos. Last night, we had no internet. She litereally cried. Sad to see your child as addicted to the internet as you are. Sad.
Natalie tips over. It's sad to be a clutz, sadder still to watch you child inherit this crap. I bump into walls, bang my forearm into doorknobs in the hallway, and fall down the last few stairs of a flight at LEAST every other week. The family muffles their laughter while asking if I'm OK. Tonight, Natalie was headed down the stairs, got 4 steps down an 8 step flight and I heard "bam bam bam THUD....waaaaaa!" I knew what happened instantly. I tried to comfort her, although her problem was a bruised ego...she wasn't really hurt. I feel for her, because I, too, sometimes tip over.