The 7's

I've been tagged more than once, so it's my turn.  Here goes:

7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die :

1.  Tour the US in an RV
2.  Have a $1000 cushion in my bank account
3.  Have nice furniture throughout the house
4.  See my kids graduate from college 
5.  Write a kids book or two
6.  Keep a clean house
7.  Go on a Caribbean Cruise

7 Things I Can Do :

1.  Change oil, change tires, check fluids and refuel a car
2.  Make someone laugh out loud
3.  Fix most minor computer problems
4.  Fix your screw-up without anyone ever knowing it happened
5.  Listen to your problems without offering advice (unless you ask for it)
6.  Talk a customer out of mad, and into trust in my ability to fix the problem
7.  Make the best lasagna you've ever had

7 Things I Can't Do:

1.  Tolerate other people's bratty children 
2.  Control my tears.  If I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry.
3.  Fry chicken
4.  Lift heavy things
5.  Run
6.  Eat anything with sugar before 10:00 am
7.  Back a winning sports team

7 Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex:

1.  sense of humor
2.  respect for women
3.  broad shoulders
4.  kind eyes
5.  ability to fix things
6.  strong work ethic
7.  muscles, muscles, muscles

7 Things I Say Most Often:

1.  "Groovy"
2.  "Sweet Merciful Crap!" (stolen from Homer Simpson)
3.  "I don't FREAKIN' think so, Sparky!" (anyone can be Sparky)
4.  "Don't MAKE me stop this car!" (I'm not always driving when I say this.)
5.  "Oh Crikey!" (complete with very bad Australian accent)
6.  "Am I the ONLY one with a BRAIN around this joint?" (reserved for work)
7.  "Carry on, my wayward son" (not reserved for my son...odd)

7 Celebrity Crushes :

1.  Trace Adkins (Country music hottie)
2.  James Denton (Desperate Housewives hottie)
3.  Sam Elliott (grey hair hottie)
4.  Kurt Russell (great smile hottie)
5.  Burt Reynolds, 25 years ago (not now...ewww)
6.  Travis Tritt, 10 years ago (country hottie has-been)
7.  Tony Gonzalez (KC Chief hottie)

7 people you want to do this.

I'm not doing this part.  Most folks have done it, and those who haven't, should.  I'd love to see more answers.