A Meme from my Mom

Here are the rules of the meme:

* Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
* Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
* Post them on your blog for everyone to guess.
* Fill in the film title once it’s been guessed.

These are the rules, people!

* Leave guesses in the comments.
* No Googling or using IMDB search functions. Don’t cheat!
* Know-it-alls, limit your guesses to three movies. Save some for others!

1. You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Toy Story (deshelestraci)

2. Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.  Tombstone (lanurseprn)

3. Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (toonguykc)

4. I'll tell you EXACTLY what your life is worth. Your life is worth fifty thousand dollars, that's the price you put on it when you got behind this wheel!

5. Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions.  The Breakfast Club (rusrhi)

6. Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry. Smokey and the Bandit (WTG Dad!)

7. Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whoever you want. Talladega Nights (deshelestraci)

8. I'll never let go, Jack. I promise.  Titanic (lanurseprn)

9. Now, you listen to me, Mr. Grand High Poobah of Upper Buttcrack, I'm just about half-past give a shit with your fun and games.

10. Life's not fair, is it? You see, I... well, I shall never be king. And you... shall never see the light of another day. Adieu.  The Lion King (amy122389)

11. Nothing I have been told about these people is correct. They are not thieves or beggars. They are not the bogeymen they are made out to be. On the contrary, they are polite guest and I enjoy their humor.

12. The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

13. The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Oh joy! Rapture!  The Wizard of Oz (lanurseprn)

14. Forty years I been asking permission to piss. I can't squeeze a drop without say-so.  Shawshank Redemption (good job, Mom! err, I mean mosie1944)

15. The dishes are DONE, man.