Bongo came over earlier this evening. He talked to Hawkeye at length as they dropped some land mines in the back yard. Apparently, Russ attacked an employee at Price Chopper for being too rough with the pear display.
As they were trying to get him into the straight jacket, he fell into uproarious laughter, shrieking, "Straight Jacket??? Straight??? HAHAHAHAHA!" While the confused authorities looked at each other, he escaped, and was last seen doing back flips down I-70, singing the Kansas Jayhawk's fight song.
Have you seen him?
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That Russ is a character.
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My doctor did say to do exercises to regain some motion. But he said there was really nothing that can be done for frozen shoulder. There is no cure. He said it would get worse no matter how you tried to treat it. He said if I got to where I can't stand the pain he would go in and rip the muscles.
He said it goes through three stages. The first stage is where the shoulder is beginning to freeze. Stage two is the frozen stage. And stage three is thawing.
And he said it takes about 12 - 18 months to go through the three stages. He said it should resolve itself without doing anything. I'm in the frozen stage. Which is the most painful stage.
I am going to an Orthopedic surgeon that my primary doctor sent me to.
How long has Kevin had it? Tell him I understand his pain. I know. It hurts like hell.
I'm....I'm confused. Not drunk, just confused.
Russ
That is so NOT RUSS, it's hilarious. LOL.
Who is on the bomb squad?
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