Monday, February 12, 2007

OMG! HUGE STORM A COMIN'

STOCK UP ON GROCERIES!

FILL THE GAS TANK!

GET CONTAINERS TO FILL WITH WATER!

LOOT THE NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE!

Yeah, we may get some snow.  One channel had the nerve to say that we'd get anywhere from 1-7" of the white stuff.  HUH?  Wanna narrow it down?  Heck, even I could be a meteorolgist if you get that much wiggle room.

The rain drops are turning to little ice pellets, which will turn to snow some time tonight.  I doubt we get much, and if we do, we'll deal with it.  I have never been snowed in to the point of no leaving home for a week...ever.  One day is the most I've dealt with being "snowed in" in my adult life.

Calm down, drive normal, quit being an ass at WalMart when a procastinating mother is buying valentines.  Honest.  I'll kill ya if you push that cart in my path ONE more time.  I just want my cheap novelty cards so my kids aren't the dorks.

Snow on, Missouri.  Snow on.

P.S.  It's now 10:30 and it's snowin' pretty good.  That's hick grammer for "There are nice, pretty flakes falling."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

My grandchildren?  Dorks?  Surely you jest!

Anonymous said...

Wow it sounds horrible!  I've never had to pay that much attention to the weather!  Stay warm and safe.
Pam

Anonymous said...

You didn't get video, did you?  ::Amy shakes her head::  Come on now...do you never think of my amusement?!  :-P

~Amy

Anonymous said...

ALL WE ARE GETTING ARE THUNDERSTORMS:-(  LOL
LOVE YA,
CARLENE

Anonymous said...

Yeah, well THIS hick is taking another vacation day so I don't have to face whatever is happening on I-35 in the morning.  I'm a hick/wimp.  And I've gots lots of vacation days to squander!!

Russ

Anonymous said...

Snows coming this way late tonight..."up to a foot maybe more", WHAT??? What happened to the days where they could kinda predict how much snow within an inch or so? Oh well, gotta go...we need bread, milk, water, flashlights...LOL.
June