Sometimes I want to scream. Here is a letter to a person who will never read it. It's rude and crude and if that's not enough to stop you from reading, carry on at your own risk.
Dear Whiney Britches,
You are an adult. You don't act like it, and it only benifits you when you want to drink legally at a bar, but you are an adult by all counts. You fail to realize it because you mooch of your mom and your boyfriend, alternately, depending upon who you aren't "so pissed" at. You have no life skills, and are nothing but a waste of oxygen that the rest of us (productive members of society) could use.
Don't offer to take on a task, just so that you can prove your importance. You wanted to do this. You thought it would be fun. Guess what? You got questioned a little bit...live with it. Maybe you didn't do things exactly right. Take this time to think about it and make an improvement. Dipshit.
You have no sense of humor, or you would have recognized my attempt to light-heartedly discuss this, without point-blank telling you that you are a screw up. Don't worry, I won't make this mistake again in the future. From now on, I'll be sure to approach you with "Hey stupid, you muffed it again!"
Pouting all day made YOU look like a jerk. Nobody took a single moment from their day to think "wow, she's upset, I wonder who the bad bad person is that hurt her feelings?" Nope, everyone just noticed that you were making an ass out of yourself. You did, at LEAST, succeed in that small task.
Tomorrow, I will go on about my day, not giving you a second thought. I suggest you get over it, too. If you don't, I am more likely than you'll EVER know, to get your butt out of my work life. It wouldn't be tough, with your track record. Consider yourself warned!
1 comment:
YOU GO GIRL!!! Clueless parasites like this person you're talking about are fast taking over the majority of the population -- and that really scares me!
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